Damn GPS Began Yelling, Calling Him Names …
By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee/@GeeGranny on Twitter
This past week Skip told me something that was amazing. He had his GPS programmed for a town in New Jersey. Ever so often the GPS will mess up … for instance … try to route him through towns, take him off the main interstate.
Well, Skip wouldn’t detour off his route, and it … pissed the GPS off! The GPS began yelling at him to ‘make a U-turn and go back’!
Usually the GPS doesn’t take a ‘wrong turn’ or if you don’t follow its directions so personally. It normally begins to reroute itself. This time … the GPS was mad. The computerized voice began screaming at Skip … called him names. He called it … names!
I listened to Skip tell me what that GPS did. I began laughing … because when the day comes that a GPS begins to take things personal … starts to yell, scream at me … I’m going to stomp it into the ground.
You know Skip was joking, don’t you?
Note by this Author:
Skip can come up with the darnest things to make me laugh. We did laugh and joke about … ‘suppose a GPS really did that’!
Oh … guess what? We have a friend whom no one can convince him that the voice in the GPS is a computerized voice … he thinks the voice is that of a … real woman. He likes the ‘sexy’ voice. I can’t believe anyone would believe that!
True story/photo both are owned, written by me… Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.