Damn GPS Began Yelling, Calling Him Names …

Damn GPS Began Yelling, Calling Him Names …

By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee/@GeeGranny on Twitter




This past week Skip told me something that was amazing.  He had his GPS programmed for a town in New Jersey.  Ever so often the GPS will mess up … for instance … try to route him through towns, take him off the main interstate.

Well, Skip wouldn’t detour off his route, and it … pissed the GPS off!  The GPS began yelling at him to ‘make a U-turn and go back’!

Usually the GPS doesn’t take a ‘wrong turn’ or if you don’t follow its directions so personally.  It normally begins to reroute itself.  This time … the GPS was mad.  The computerized voice began screaming at Skip … called him names.  He called it … names!

I listened to Skip tell me what that GPS did.  I began laughing … because when the day comes that a GPS begins to take things personal … starts to yell, scream at me … I’m going to stomp it into the ground.

You know Skip was joking, don’t you?



Note by this Author:

Skip can come up with the darnest things to make me laugh.  We did laugh and joke about … ‘suppose a GPS really did that’!

Oh … guess what?  We have a friend whom no one can convince him that the voice in the GPS is a computerized voice … he thinks the voice is that of a … real woman.  He likes the ‘sexy’ voice.  I can’t believe anyone would believe that!

True story/photo both are owned, written by me… Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.

3 thoughts on “Damn GPS Began Yelling, Calling Him Names …

  1. Our local taxi drivers all know the area well (It’s known in the trade as ‘The Knowledge’), but we now have a number of Asian owned companies who will employ anyone providing they have a GPS – end result?

    We have to explain where to go and how to get there to people who don’t have English as their first language!

    Can’t beat pure entertainment! 🙂

    The only downside is that some are stoners and smoke on the job, try to drive left-handed while their right hand clamps their mobile phone to their ear and some are more interested in fiddling around with stuff in the car instead of concentrating on driving.

    This does not bode well… 😦

    Love and hugs!


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