You Bad Bitch!


 

You Bad Bitch!

By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee

 

Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee

We had a hard time deciding which cereal we wanted to eat.  I got the bowls, Skip got the spoons … we set them on the counter.

 

“What kind of cereal are you going to eat?”,  Skip asked me.  I think I’ll eat Raisin Bran with Cranberries … oh, and some just … Raisin Bran with it … it has hundreds of raisins in it.  “I’ll do the same, then”, Skip said.

 

Skip went to the refrigerator, got the milk jug out.  It didn’t have a lot of milk in it … enough to pour in both bowls for our cereal.

 

Skip handed me the empty milk jug … said, “what are you going to do with the milk jug … I know you have a place to put it.”  I told him I had a bag to put all the plastic in.

 

While we were talking, he handed the jug to me.  I left the top on partly screwed, took both hands … flattened the jug out.  The jug ‘popped’ when I did it.

 

“You bad bitch!” I looked up when Skip said that … we both burst out laughing.  🙂

 

Sometimes ‘ugly’ words aren’t bad … it just makes something funnier! Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.

 

 

Note by this Author:

 

This was so funny.  Skip doesn’t call me names … but, sometimes when things warrant crazy remarks … they naturally happen.  It’s so funny … he said it in such a way … it cracked me up.

 

Not only that … Skip is joking again!  Each day his health improves.  I’m so thankful to see him … becoming himself again!  I will be a ‘bad-ad-d bitch’ anytime to see him laugh!

 

True humor/photo by Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.

 

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