You Bad Bitch!
By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee
Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee
“What kind of cereal are you going to eat?”, Skip asked me. I think I’ll eat Raisin Bran with Cranberries … oh, and some just … Raisin Bran with it … it has hundreds of raisins in it. “I’ll do the same, then”, Skip said.
Skip went to the refrigerator, got the milk jug out. It didn’t have a lot of milk in it … enough to pour in both bowls for our cereal.
Skip handed me the empty milk jug … said, “what are you going to do with the milk jug … I know you have a place to put it.” I told him I had a bag to put all the plastic in.
While we were talking, he handed the jug to me. I left the top on partly screwed, took both hands … flattened the jug out. The jug ‘popped’ when I did it.
“You bad bitch!” I looked up when Skip said that … we both burst out laughing. 🙂
Sometimes ‘ugly’ words aren’t bad … it just makes something funnier! Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.
Note by this Author:
This was so funny. Skip doesn’t call me names … but, sometimes when things warrant crazy remarks … they naturally happen. It’s so funny … he said it in such a way … it cracked me up.
Not only that … Skip is joking again! Each day his health improves. I’m so thankful to see him … becoming himself again! I will be a ‘bad-ad-d bitch’ anytime to see him laugh!
True humor/photo by Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.