Biggest … Baddest of Them All

Biggest, Baddest Ass of All…

By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee/@GeeGranny on Twitter

You are the biggest, baddest ass of all

Everyone clears a path for you

When you come through

Don’t no one dare to piss you off

They will be beaten to a pulp by you

Yes, you are the biggest, baddest of them all

You commit your hideous crimes

No one would think of

Much less have the nerve to do

Yes, you are the baddest of them all

Everyone looks up to you

Why?  They are scared of you or have something to gain

I find it strange … Mr. Big-Badass

When you beat, murder someone

You run like a coward … hide, hoping not to be found

Why, Mr. Big-Badass … why would you hide?

You know you’re the biggest, baddest bad-ass

No one has the nerve to mess with you

So, tell me why you run … why do you hide?

What are you afraid of, Mr. Big-Badass

Someone bigger is going to cut you down to size?

Make you lose face … step on that badass pride?

Everyone will quit being afraid of your ass?

Hey, Mr. Big-Badass …there’s always someone who is baddest of them all!

Note by this Author:

I was thinking of a prison break in the news not long ago.  The thoughts came to me that there’s always ‘the biggest, baddest of them all’ … in every part of our life.

They are the ones who aren’t afraid of anything … will do anything.  If they are so tough … why do they run?  Why would they be afraid of a mere little bullet, or of getting their asses kicked?

I mean … aren’t they the biggest, baddest of them all?  Yet … let their stomaches hurt, get a toothache, have an earache … you’ll hear them moan, groan … cry.  What’s up with that, Mr. Big-Badass?

I have had these thoughts for many years … no one ever mentions it.  So, now … I’ll give voice to my thoughts … hey, Mr. Big-Badass … there’s always someone bigger, better than you!

Photos/story are owned, written by me … Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee

6 thoughts on “Biggest … Baddest of Them All

  1. Yes we have people like that around here who claim to ‘own’ the town as their own personal fiefdom.

    Trouble comes and they will do anything they can to avoid it, trying to use weaker people to protect them.

    One family is renowned for multiple murders and crimes too disgusting to write here, but when trouble came because of their past they were begging me to help them out.

    Well it didn’t happen and they’ve been trying to destroy me ever since.

    Unfortunately for them I’m a law abiding citizen so I have nothing they can blackmail me with and if they cross the line it’s not me that will be going to jail… 🙂

    Love and hugs!


  2. I hate when people try to act all bad and tough but be the weakest one when caught. I have no sympathy for people like that.

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